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No on je hlavne vysledek detektoru lzi zavisly spise na rozhodnuti psychologa ze..
Ten pristroj, ktery je dnes mimochodem otazkou zakladny s malym klipem na prst, je ciste pomuckou, na zaklade ktere psycholog, pripadne lekar jineho oboru, vyhodnocuje cely vyslech..
Doby telnich sond a nezavisleho mereni tepu jsou otazkou filmu v TV.. tohle se pouzivalo pred 20ti lety.. dnes uz to vypada uplne jinak a hlavne to i funguje daleko spolehliveji..
Co se tyce dane souteze.. znate jeste nejakou jinou hovadinu, ktere by se American s radosti nezucastnil.. je to kravina, ktera blbcum nici zivoty a divaky u TV kralovsky pobavi.. to je cely.. producent ma prachy, porad sledovanost, soutezici pouze noveho psychologa..
Ten pristroj, ktery je dnes mimochodem otazkou zakladny s malym klipem na prst, je ciste pomuckou, na zaklade ktere psycholog, pripadne lekar jineho oboru, vyhodnocuje cely vyslech..
Doby telnich sond a nezavisleho mereni tepu jsou otazkou filmu v TV.. tohle se pouzivalo pred 20ti lety.. dnes uz to vypada uplne jinak a hlavne to i funguje daleko spolehliveji..
Co se tyce dane souteze.. znate jeste nejakou jinou hovadinu, ktere by se American s radosti nezucastnil.. je to kravina, ktera blbcum nici zivoty a divaky u TV kralovsky pobavi.. to je cely.. producent ma prachy, porad sledovanost, soutezici pouze noveho psychologa..
Ted jsem nekde videl takovy obecny popularne psany clanecek.. zkusim pohledat..
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You know you're an engineer when:
You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
When you're driving alone in your car, you frequently get into arguments with your imaginary friends, Jamie and Adam.
You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force". (ed note: all real engineers get this one)
You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
You think in "math".
You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
You have a pet named after a scientist.
You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
You can translate English into Binary.
You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
You are completely addicted to caffeine.
You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier. (ed note: I've done this, except it was a turkey)
The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
When you're drunk, you're prone to holding beer bottles to the sides of your head while shouting "Look at me! I have Gibbs ears!"
The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
You have never backed up your hard drive.
You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
You avoid conversations with lay people about digital audio because you don't really want to have to explain that the Dirac delta function is an idealization.
Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
You understood more than five of these jokes.
You make a copy of this list, and post it on your favorite forum.
You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
When you're driving alone in your car, you frequently get into arguments with your imaginary friends, Jamie and Adam.
You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force". (ed note: all real engineers get this one)
You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver".
You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
You think in "math".
You've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
You hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
You have a pet named after a scientist.
You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
The Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
You can translate English into Binary.
You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
You are completely addicted to caffeine.
You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy".
When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
The "fun" center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier. (ed note: I've done this, except it was a turkey)
The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.
You bring a computer manual / technical journal as vacation reading.
When you're drunk, you're prone to holding beer bottles to the sides of your head while shouting "Look at me! I have Gibbs ears!"
The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.
You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.
You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
You have never backed up your hard drive.
You haven't bought any new underwear or socks for yourself since you got married.
You spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.
You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
You've ever calculated how much you make per second.
You avoid conversations with lay people about digital audio because you don't really want to have to explain that the Dirac delta function is an idealization.
Your favorite James Bond character is "Q," the guy who makes the gadgets.
You understood more than five of these jokes.
You make a copy of this list, and post it on your favorite forum.
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